Some More Quick Jokes
» By Nothing2Say | the 02-09-2010 at 14:02 | 54 views (36 unique) | 4 comments | Report post!
Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

You should always give 100% at work...
12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday

Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste!

Q. Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie

doll that they're selling in stores now?
A. It comes with all of Ken's stuff.

Q. What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar?
A. A beer and a mop.

Q. What's a hindu?
A. Lays eggs.

Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A. About two - if they're thinly sliced.






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linda997
linda997
the 03-07-2010 at 16:18
loved the jokes
Nothing2Say
Nothing2Say
the 02-10-2010 at 12:01
Its a play on words "hindu" sounds like "hen do".
InsaneStar
InsaneStar
the 02-09-2010 at 16:32
Haha, I love the last one!!
chopstick
chopstick
the 02-09-2010 at 14:04
nice ones, however did not understand your "hindu" - "lays eggs" bit, do you mean it's a hen??

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